In 5/6 we did a chain stoy, this is mine:
It was Saturday, my Mum was yelling at me to stop watching and have my breakfast. I was waiting for my for my favourite show. Right now I have a reputation as a really lazy boy after watching TV after all Saturday and Sunday.
My name’s Patrick and I’m the best person at being lazy. Lazy is my middle name I tell everyone. All I do is sit and watch T.V I’m really fat! My Mum wants me to lose weight but I can’t be bothered. My Mum is Jennifer Hawkins and My Dad is Brendon Fevola. My mum’s a model and my Dad’s a footballer, he got moved from Carlton to the Brisbane Lions. My family has a bad reputation.
I let out a large belch “MEEEEERrRRPP” “Patrick! That’s disgusting” says Mum . ” I hate to think who is your role model”. I reply ” who needs a role model?” ” I should be able to do what I want when I want”. My sister walks in the room, my parents love her so much. ” Maybe if you had a role model like me, people would like you. I mean Taylor Swift is just the best role model ever, she is just so amazing!”
I grown,all my sister ever talks about is Taylor Swift, all day everyday. Anyway, back to me “Mum I’m hungry, bring me some breakfast” I say before Mum replies saying ” No, Patrick get out here right now and have your breakfast in here like a family”. ” Uugh, it’s too far” I say in a groaning voice “Don’t let me get the carrot Patrick.” I got ready for school and I told my Mum I’ll be fine to walk by myself but I didn’t want to go to school so instead I stopped at the Ice cream shop and pigged out on ice cream.
I ate all the ice cream and the owner yelled ” Hey you, are you going to pay for all of this”? ” Nope” I replied and ran away to the Pizza shop and I ordered 1 of everything and pigged out on pizza ” Oh no I’m late for school, oh well who gives a rats tail” Just as Patrick was about to walk out the door the owner yelled ” Are you going to pay for that” Then I replied ” Sorry brah but NO! He started chasing me down the street but I had a diversion!
I opened a cake and evil pork chop doctors swarmed all over the man, and when they went away there were only bones. He ran into a big fat walvys and it said ” You shall not pass!” In a magical voice. But I just ignored it and went around it! What a day.